Diagnosis
Growth Diagnosis
End-to-end diagnosis of where growth is leaking and what to fix first.
£999• 2 days
Services
Fixed-price work that ships before your retainer would even start
17 productised services for the operational problems beauty brands keep paying for. Senior operator review on every output. No retainer. No discovery call before you can see the price.
15
Productised offers
£999
Starting price
48h
Fastest SLA
12
Operational areas
Don't know where to start?
Three quick questions. We narrow 17 offers down to the one or two you should buy.
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What's the biggest problem right now?
Pick the one that hurts most this quarter.
All offers
Browse the full catalog
Filter by category, price, or speed. Toggle grid or table. Tap "Compare" on up to three to see them side-by-side.
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Conversion
Cart Recovery Kit
Recover abandoned carts with a ready-to-run 3-email and SMS sequence.
£1,500• 3 days
Content
Viral Format Pack
10 proven viral formats briefed and ready for your team to shoot.
£1,500• 3 days
Competitor
Competitor Growth Breakdown
Tear down a competitor's funnel, channels and content engine.
£1,500• 3 days
Conversion
PDP Conversion Lift
Product-page conversion audit with prioritised lift recommendations.
£2,000• 3 days
Paid media
Paid Ads Waste Audit
Find and cut wasted ad spend across Meta, Google and TikTok.
£2,000• 3 days
Creators
Creator Outreach Accelerator
A 30-day creator outreach system, briefs and approvals pipeline.
£2,000• 4 days
Conversion
Homepage Reset
Homepage teardown with copy, IA and layout rewrites ready to ship.
£2,500• 4 days
Content
Content Cost Reduction Plan
Audit of current content spend with a plan to cut cost by up to 60%.
£2,500• 4 days
Pricing
Promo + Discount Optimisation
Rework discount strategy so margin stops leaking while revenue holds.
£2,500• 4 days
Retention
Repeat Purchase System
Retention system covering segmentation, flows, offers and replenishment.
£2,500• 5 days
Brand
Packaging + Positioning Reset
Diagnose why the brand doesn't land and rewrite positioning + packaging brief.
£3,000• 5 days
Subscription
Subscription Rescue Kit
Rescue churn, rebuild dunning and rewrite cancel flow for subscription beauty.
£3,000• 5 days
Social commerce
Social Commerce Fix
Diagnose and rebuild TikTok Shop, IG Shop and live-shopping pipelines.
£3,500• 5 days
Launch
Product Launch Pressure Test
Pre-launch audit covering positioning, GTM, channels and risk.
£4,500• 5 days
Flagship
Or start with the £3,500 Efficiency Audit
A 14-day human-led diagnostic across content, creators, lifecycle, and operations. Ends with a scored assessment, prioritised roadmap, and exact-cost implementation plan. The right starting point if you do not yet know which fix matters most.
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Pick the offer
Browse the catalog or use the matcher. Every offer has a fixed price and SLA. No call required to see scope.
2
Pay and brief
Card or invoice. The intake form takes 5 - 10 minutes. We confirm what we need and the SLA clock starts.
3
We deliver
AI does the heavy lifting on first draft. A senior operator reviews and tightens every line before it ships to you.
4
You decide what's next
Each report ends with one recommended next offer and one BeautyOS module. You ship yourself, buy the next fix, or wrap it in a programme.
Common questions
Are these prices real, or starting from?+
Real. Every productised offer is a fixed scope at a fixed price. The Efficiency Audit is the only one priced as 'from' because the human-led depth scales with brand size.
What if my problem doesn't fit one offer?+
Buy a Growth Diagnosis (£999, 48h). It maps every leak across the brand and ends with a recommended next offer. Most brands start there. If your situation needs custom scope, the diagnosis report tells you that explicitly.
Is this just AI output?+
AI runs the first draft. A senior operator reviews and tightens every line before it ships. The shorter SLAs are possible because we systematised the operator workflow, not because we cut the operator out.
Can I bundle several offers?+
Yes. The thank-you screen after each delivery offers a discounted bundle on the recommended next offer. For founders running 4+ moves at once, talk to us about LaunchOS or a retainer instead.
Do you work with brands outside the UK?+
Yes. Most offers are jurisdiction-agnostic. EU compliance work and US tariff work are explicitly tagged for the relevant market on the offer detail page.
What if I'm not happy with the output?+
We revise once at no charge if the brief was followed and the work is genuinely off. If the brief itself was the problem, we'll redo the brief together and re-run for cost. We do not refund retroactively because every offer involves real operator time.
Pick the offer that matches the leak.
Or talk to us if your situation needs a different shape.